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By mathisbad - 04/11/2016 04:47 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I was on Facebook and my step mother wrote "Happy 25th anniversary sweetie" talking to my dad. I thought it was cute, until I did the math... My parents divorced when I was 5, I am 28... 2 years are overlapping FML

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Mynxie 26

Saturday 5 November 2016 18:19

It's obvious the had an affair. That was the cause of the divorce. Not that difficult to figure out.

sturschaedel 27

Saturday 5 November 2016 18:51

At some family dinner, on of my older half sisters asked my dad and his third wife (who he introduced to us when I was fifteen, about a year after he separated from my mother) when they fell in love with each other. Apparently I was less than two years old at that time.

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Lepisma 38

Friday 18 November 2016 6:06

Wow... Who spat in your cereal this morning, 14?

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Today, my husband broke a set of dishes, told me I had to clean it all up, and stormed out of the house. It’s now 3:30am and he still hasn’t come home. Our 5 year-old son keeps asking about him. What warranted all this? Asking him how his day went. FML

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Today, I got home to my grandma yelling at the top of her lungs that I didn't do everything I was supposed to when I was home. I literally washed dishes, cleaned counters, vacuumed, gathered trash, AND cleaned the bathroom. I didn't fold my blankets. That's it. That's what she was yelling about. FML

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Today, I was on my motorbike 200km from home, in the middle of nowhere, when I needed to poop, so I found a wooded area and did my thing. As I was climbing back up, I knocked my helmet from its perch and watched it roll right into what I’d just left. FML

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Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML

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Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML

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