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By Anonymous - 07/01/2020 18:37 - Norway - Sandefjord

Today, I was on a date with a girl I had been texting with for 4 months. Suddenly, her ex-boyfriend came by, and he came to our table to say hi. He joined our table for the rest of the evening, and they left together. FML

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J15237 25

Thursday 9 January 2020 1:55

That is a really ****** up situation, but at least you did not propose or anything like that. Just keep in mind somebody else will come along. Also perhaps you dodged a bulled on that.

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J15237 25

Thursday 9 January 2020 1:55

That is a really ****** up situation, but at least you did not propose or anything like that. Just keep in mind somebody else will come along. Also perhaps you dodged a bulled on that.

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