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By stellarshaun - 16/01/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By Just another Dude - 02/10/2017 13:00

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-workers son. He was eating jell-o and spilt it on his top, so I pulled off his pj's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year old. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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Top comments

alpuppy 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 13:34

It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

Haelous 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 15:41

In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

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alpuppy 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 13:34

It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.

rwac07 0

Friday 26 March 2010 12:30

WTF wat were u doin naked if ur parents are around the house? and don't u have any covers?

wintamint101 7

Wednesday 9 June 2010 3:40

ya but that would've been worse...lying in bed naked sticking a finger in your mouth...im sorry but it doedn't seem any better

ronton 4

Friday 11 June 2010 4:13

he was caught wanking and this is just a lame cover up lol

AbnormalAshley 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 15:10

LOLOLOL This must be fake.

MrNewOrleans 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:00

hey I've eating plenty things naked... it's fun it feels the best when u go to a restaurant and everyone stares at you :)

crazykidd15 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 18:59

Lolololol

mkcempa 0

Monday 10 January 2011 18:27

win!

thethingthatshou 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:21

you lost you fuckhead..... ****** mother ******

RageWolf16 31

Saturday 22 March 2014 23:30

I walk around my room naked all the time

Boomi 38

Sunday 11 September 2016 9:01

Oh god, that's so true!

Haelous 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 15:41

In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.

ekdfml 20

Tuesday 23 November 2010 19:01

great movie reference

thisguyintheusa 11

Friday 25 April 2014 4:39

Eyyyy 59 got it !!!

samisalsa 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 6:38

Nice excuse.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Monday 16 March 2009 1:53

Yeah, EVERYONE eats yogurt naked. *Sarcasm* LMAO, dumb ass.

heheirock 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:28

why did not you have a blanket over your self?

Jezlovespink 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:58

Bcuz then it wud b pointless to b naked!!!

lilymoose 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 8:07

this is just silly. i don't think it's real. why in the world would you be eating yogurt naked?

iceicebaby24 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 23:56

dude. why WOULDN'T you eat yogurt naked! better yet, why would you eat yogurt with clothes on? insanity!

monkeys488 0

Friday 20 March 2009 21:30

thats a fake story

giffinator 0

Friday 3 April 2009 7:26

your dad actually said "I'm sorry for walking on you masturbating"?

xiaoxaio 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 7:47

no he said " can i join you"?

uhhSavage 22

Thursday 16 May 2013 13:58

Back to back?

MizzHollywood 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:46

Eating yogurt in bed is the real FML here. Who does that!??!?!

Nottooeffed 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 8:15

I like to feel a nice breeze around my privates while enjoying tasty snack food

alexxss_fml 10

Monday 7 June 2010 5:11

lmfaoooo!!!! good one!!! XD

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