Miscellaneous: Today, I was minding my own business, when I decided to read... - FML

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By ExhaleTheExalted - 18/08/2016 18:25 - United States

Today, I was minding my own business, when I decided to read in the living room. My father began to talk to me about life. I quit paying attention when he started talking about my mother. About 5 minutes later I heard him mumble "best piece of ass I've had". Yeah, like I wanted to hear that... FML.

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:00

If you were paying attention you could have stopped him before it escalated to that point. Also, he may have just randomly said that to weird you out because he knew you stopped paying attention. Awkward karma.

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:00

If you were paying attention you could have stopped him before it escalated to that point. Also, he may have just randomly said that to weird you out because he knew you stopped paying attention. Awkward karma.

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