Today, I was masturbating after 2 weeks of nothing. Just as I... - FML

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By Cleanup My Mess - 10/10/2018 03:17

Today, I was masturbating after 2 weeks of nothing. Just as I was releasing a long overdue load, my puppy walked in front of me and caught everything. Frightened, he pooped and ran around the house, getting cum and poop everywhere. My parents come home from work in 30 minutes. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 12 October 2018 3:18

Do you always unload in random spots around the house, or did your poor, innocent puppy happen to get between you and your sock?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 12 October 2018 3:18

Do you always unload in random spots around the house, or did your poor, innocent puppy happen to get between you and your sock?

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