By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
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gatorsxrule 0

lol I can see myself doin that

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slack3r9 0

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

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Ici_fml 0

haha, oh, gotta love boys. I've been told by a guy friend that making out gets boring after awhile for them. Which is fair, because after awhile, I get a little grossed out (with only a couple exceptions). He was probably bored and hungry haha.

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Rowbin 0

YDI for having a boyfriend who is stupid enough to buy a shitty phone.

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eeee93757 0

YDI for trying to come between a man and his bacon.

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eeee93757 0

By the way you could also take this as a hint to try and turn him on by doing a whipped cream bikini thing--except with bacon. He'd probably like that.

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fermata 0

Next time he does that, just pull his pants off and move south. I think he's be more fixated on his wiener than bacon at that point.

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jenna009 0

Okay, I think I would be pretty pissed, but after about 2 seconds of being angry, I'd probably laugh and make some bacon :P All you have to do is laugh it off, but it is hilarious.

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pinkpiggy77 0

Dump him! He won't live past middle age with that bacon fixation.

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CyouatX 0

hahahaha im so sorry.. but thats soooooo funny!!!

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der_Jabberwhock 0

Wow. That guy gets to make out while making the all important decision of what good food would become great by introducing bacon. I want his autograph.

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