Today, I was lamenting that I had to miss a family member's funeral,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2018 03:59

Today, I was lamenting that I had to miss a family member's funeral, because I couldn't afford to take the time off. I asked my sister how it went. She informed me that another family member had died this morning. I can't afford to go to this funeral, either. FML

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azouwa 26

Friday 1 June 2018 6:06

Funerals are for the living. Funerals bring closure to a person's life. If you're not grieving over them... have a clear conscious. If you're just worried about what other family members will think of you then you need to figure out your priorities. If you are having problems with grieving then sorry OP. Good luck.

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azouwa 26

Friday 1 June 2018 6:06

Funerals are for the living. Funerals bring closure to a person's life. If you're not grieving over them... have a clear conscious. If you're just worried about what other family members will think of you then you need to figure out your priorities. If you are having problems with grieving then sorry OP. Good luck.

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