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By jkorning7 - 12/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Newton Falls

Today, I was in class my geography class and my professor asked what state Obama was born in. I replied Hawaii. Then some kid raised his hand and said your wrong you can only be president of you are born in America. I then had to go on explaining that Hawaii is in the US. FML

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Csoi 28

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:33

Idiots, they're everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

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Csoi 28

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:33

Idiots, they're everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

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