Transportation: Today, I was in a rollover wreck caused by black ice. My truck... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2016 17:25 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was in a rollover wreck caused by black ice. My truck is totalled, but I came out with some bruising, abrasions and a headache. Someone also decided that my license plate on my other truck would look better elsewhere and stole it. Went from 2 trucks to none in less than 24hrs. FML.

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GeneralMotors 23

Saturday 17 December 2016 17:58

hopefully you can run to the DMV asap to get temporary papers while you wait for a new license plate!

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GeneralMotors 23

Saturday 17 December 2016 17:58

hopefully you can run to the DMV asap to get temporary papers while you wait for a new license plate!

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