Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started...

By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 15:55 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML

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By Not telling you in a million years - 03/03/2025 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML

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Use your socks

By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 05:01 - Norway

Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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organizse 28

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:16

Squat and waddle. Hope for the best.

swanheart 35

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:15

Could you not pull it back in with the end you had hold of?

Comments

keiNan_fml 35

Sunday 29 March 2015 20:24

what??

wakemeupplease 21

Sunday 29 March 2015 20:46

Ain't nobody got time to read your comment!! :D

anonwhymouse 10

Sunday 29 March 2015 21:07

Did you at least have socks?

AllSoul 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 21:18

Ew, why?

Randomness90 27

Sunday 29 March 2015 22:19

Haha

onlybecauseitsme 14

Sunday 29 March 2015 22:21

ah man hope you got out the situation okay whoever laughed is clearly asking for karma to hit them

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 29 March 2015 23:40

Call out for help. They are morally obligated to come to your aid.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 29 March 2015 23:42

I have a fear of pooping in public bathrooms. This post makes me feel slightly justified in that fear.

thecman25 14

Monday 30 March 2015 1:56

well that a was shitty situation

olaf_is_bae 10

Monday 30 March 2015 11:32

I don't know why your comment was voted down. I was thinking the same thing.

EarlFug 19

Monday 30 March 2015 3:40

I'm not religious but if there was ever a "do unto others" moment, this is it..

Dpats 9

Monday 30 March 2015 4:01

When in doubt use your socks.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 30 March 2015 6:46

You need to write your own FML 23. Warning: There's a character limit though.

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