By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
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epoh_fml 0

that would have definitely irritated your ******.

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xlossofmex 0

interesting birth control there.

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Sithis 0

OMG LOOOOOL!!!! Please tell me you didnt actually do it?

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jenwahh 1

Hahaha. That's funny :) I'd so say that. Like, as a joke.

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cml13 0

ewwwwwwww why were u hooking up with a guy u JUST met??

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RogerMoore 0

hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahhahaahhhaaahhhaaaahhhaaaahhhaaaaahhahahahahahaha If this is true (I doubt it) that guy is either the funniest guy you'll ever meet, or the dumbest. OR, he's twelve, which is just wrong.

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kaia_williamson 0

if that dude wasn't joking he obviously was stupid enough not to realize that semen can seep through a sock.

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drpureklown 0

Just curious.... would it have been ok if he had used the sock off his right foot?

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drpureklown 0

also if socks are off the menu, is an oven mitt ok?

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lovelyjordan 0

you guys are all kinda stupid. he is going to pull out and then cum in the sock. me ex did this all the time lol

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