Today, I was helping a customer at work for a good half hour... - FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2017 13:40

Today, I was helping a customer at work for a good half hour when she asked how much longer it would take. When I said it would probably be longer she left to get her daughter out of the car. I waited, expecting an older child who could stay by themselves. She returned with an infant. FML

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 6 May 2017 6:22

.... If you got her name, you need to report her to CPS. That is neglect at the best, and abuse at the worst. The baby could have died if the A/C went off- assuming she had it on to begin with, which I hope she did.

Druu 53

Monday 8 May 2017 9:54

"I'm sorry, mam. This will actually take forty-five minutes. It'll be a half hour to solve your problem, then fifteen minutes for child services to get here and solve your child's problem."

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 6 May 2017 6:22

.... If you got her name, you need to report her to CPS. That is neglect at the best, and abuse at the worst. The baby could have died if the A/C went off- assuming she had it on to begin with, which I hope she did.

Druu 53

Monday 8 May 2017 9:54

"I'm sorry, mam. This will actually take forty-five minutes. It'll be a half hour to solve your problem, then fifteen minutes for child services to get here and solve your child's problem."

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