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By Colossalbeard - 21/12/2016 22:13

Today, I was having sexy time with my date. Decided to go down on her while both of us were drunk and passed out. Woke up the next day with my mouth filled with her pubic hair stuck in my teeth. FML.
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CBL88 25

I think OP left out a comma before "and passed out", meaning to say that OP passed out mid-oral, not that the girl was passed put. Otherwise it would mean that they were both passed out before OP decided to go down on her, which makes no sence.

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GhostFox 33

Maybe... Don't get that drunk? You just as easily vomited, choked, and her wake up the morning after with a ****** full of dead man face.

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GhostFox 33

Maybe... Don't get that drunk? You just as easily vomited, choked, and her wake up the morning after with a ****** full of dead man face.

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CBL88 25

I think OP left out a comma before "and passed out", meaning to say that OP passed out mid-oral, not that the girl was passed put. Otherwise it would mean that they were both passed out before OP decided to go down on her, which makes no sence.

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atradr 8

Anyone who still calls sex "sexy times" obviously doesn't know how to have sex properly.

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