Today, i was having sex with a one night stand. After we were...

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By crazykittykat - 30/10/2018 15:38 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, i was having sex with a one night stand. After we were done he said, that it would be nice if i stayed and we could do something, but his girlfriend was coming later that day to move in with him.FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 3 November 2018 18:15

Leave her a note, and save her the hassle of moving in with the prick.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 3 November 2018 18:15

Leave her a note, and save her the hassle of moving in with the prick.

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