Miscellaneous: Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late,...

By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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PrincessCastiel 27

Sunday 6 April 2014 2:32

...Happy Birthday!!

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Sunday 6 April 2014 2:35

I guess his party started a little earlier...

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Scaleon1 14

Monday 7 April 2014 4:29

I'm sure at least it was a memorable gift.

blackonblight 32

Monday 7 April 2014 8:00

"Go home dad, you are drunk" eh?

lokolyle 2

Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:44

who says YDI to this one?!

TallMist 32

Wednesday 9 April 2014 16:43

Someone sees the word drunk and automatically go to blame the OP for whatever reason.

downsouthtx 5

Tuesday 8 April 2014 6:02

Hey at least he'd made it

laurfass 5

Wednesday 5 August 2015 17:37

Why would you invite your dad lol

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