Today, I was hanging out with my guy friend when suddenly a group... - FML

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By the less attractive guy - 12/01/2017 03:50

Today, I was hanging out with my guy friend when suddenly a group of girls we know came up to us. They all greeted him and carried on a conversation that I was having with my friend. This all happened while totally oblivious to my company. They even ignored me when they said goodbye. FML

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Tuesday 17 January 2017 18:10

I've been there. Sucks to be the shy/awkward/"not as cool as your friend" friend.

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nonsensical 26

Tuesday 17 January 2017 18:10

I've been there. Sucks to be the shy/awkward/"not as cool as your friend" friend.

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