By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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mona1707 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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mixedcalibaby 0

This is pretty hilarious... On the bright side, I just learned the real way to say it, my bf and I are gonna have some fun with that. thanks ;) lol

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padfoot_fml 0

Should've used babelfish

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ohitsali 0

L M F A O. i've taken spanish for years, and reading this has seriously made my day. i'm sure your hispanic boyfriend was holding in his laughter while pounding it, hahahaha! if i were him, i wouldn't have been able to hold it in, that's for damn sure.

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Faruz 0

At least he didn't order fried chicken and start using it to have something to stick in your ass. :D

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jamajuice46 0

This is so funny. I laughed so hard, haha.

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beebeeL 1

maybe next time yu should use a spanish-english dictionary .

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Captainjj 0

Ahahahahha, hey, shit happens! Lmao! This is funny, though. :)

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chicaleek 0

Always consult a reliable sources HAHAHA.

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nuclear 0

Jesus Christ! This is the best FML EVER! I can't stop laughing!

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