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By The Lone Ranger - 05/10/2010 07:43 - United States

Today, I was given a $25 gift certificate for being Employee Of The Week. The gift certificate was 6 months past its expiration date. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2012 02:02 - United States

Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML

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Today, I was fired from my job over a coupon a coworker offered me for bonus reward points. Apparently, it wasn't one I was entitled to. I never even looked at the coupon and assumed it was fine since they offered it to me. FML

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By Milly - 23/05/2018 05:00

Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 16:01 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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By coffee girl - 22/07/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, the gift my mother had mailed me for my birthday finally arrived. It was a gift card for Starbucks. A gift card that had already been redeemed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 19:23 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I received a $20 gift card to Tim Horton's as a prize, and decided to use it. At the register, I was told that I'd essentially won an empty gift card. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 14:27 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

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schwancy 2

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:02

Re-gift!

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:08

I think your boss is trying to tell you something...

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emmmilyyy 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 17:08

gift certificates don't expire. or.. maybe that's just California?

aleksjai 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 17:23

if your lucky $30 :0

frankel10 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 17:29

sucks for you. doesn't sound like a fml. sounds like you got an expired gift certificate

Ancarnia 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 17:30

meh, $25 isn't much to f/around with today anyway. give your boss an expired condom or something.

Icyyy 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 0:39

This.

maagz 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 17:57

Wow, thats cheap as..D:

jaro_fml 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 17:59

your boss is trying to tell you that you're the employee of the month. 6 months back.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 18:09

Hurry up and use... nevermind.

0opsie 6

Tuesday 5 October 2010 18:14

A piece of paper? Ohh, you shouln't have ! Thankyou!! :D

Sylchic16 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 19:00

Okay.. You should tell them about that... Instead of coming on here and saying fml... Fml lol!!!!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 5 October 2010 20:10

YDI for being a good employee, for even having a job, for expecting compensation of any sort, for complaining when you DO get your compensation, and for yout username.

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