Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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pinguino3669_fml 23

Thursday 11 July 2013 6:16

That's really sad I'm so sorry :'( at least technology let you know the truth about them!

Sarairwin49 22

Wednesday 28 August 2013 23:27

damn that's harsh dude. I'm so sorry :(

kayliebh 6

Wednesday 11 September 2013 21:21

Omg!!!!! Wow that's crazy

Jennaflamingo 14

Sunday 27 October 2013 20:31

Time to dump a hoe

poppet91 4

Wednesday 30 October 2013 15:57

Shame man! thats bullshit!

RKD 23

Tuesday 24 December 2013 8:29

It's the horse that just KILLS me! Didn't spot that at first!

mxij 13

Tuesday 28 January 2014 4:20

I think she was full

vinny098 22

Monday 3 February 2014 21:12

lol

rigley06 12

Saturday 17 May 2014 19:50

Get a gun and pop a few caps through the wall

lalaney 14

Sunday 18 May 2014 1:18

So, you hear people banging and it gives you an urge to eat? My guess is that you're not servicing your girl often enough, and she's looking to get her needs met elsewhere.

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