Miscellaneous: Today, I was evicted from my house because the payment was misplaced... - FML

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By luvlivs - 09/07/2016 02:25

Today, I was evicted from my house because the payment was misplaced by my rental company and while on my to visit my sister in law a drunk driver smashed into my car, now I don't have a place to live my car is totaled and both my neck and back are broken as well. FML

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zack1876 7

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:06

Sounds like you will make enough from the lawsuit to find a new place to live.

Scootythedog 17

Saturday 9 July 2016 23:33

Sounds like you'll be living in the hospital then. Hey upside!

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Scootythedog 17

Saturday 9 July 2016 23:33

Sounds like you'll be living in the hospital then. Hey upside!

zack1876 7

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:06

Sounds like you will make enough from the lawsuit to find a new place to live.

JairBear241 6

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:48

Wow fyl OP, hope you get well soon

delaneyseal 15

Sunday 10 July 2016 19:18

Shit, I was paid off $1200 by my insurance for just having a CONCUSSION as a result of being the passenger in a car accident. That being said, hopefully the money you receive will help you get back on your feet (so to speak).

born_hustla 26

Monday 11 July 2016 6:55

Sounds like your rental company owes you and you should have a couple of lawsuits pending against both, rental company and drunk driver. At least you're ok. Win-Win-Win

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