By Elmoo - 01/06/2012 01:20 - Netherlands

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
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WCARlover 34

Those coins have been far worse places, trust me. As a cashier myself, I just go with the assumption that all the money is absolutely disgusting, so just don't touch your face and wash your hands after your shift

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ollallie 0

Omg that's freaking nasty

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KnightAngela1109 10

She was just trying to clean them up for you......Good gosh,you don't have to get all prissy about it.:)

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unknown_user5566 26

This incident should just give you motivation to move out of the retail business. I worked a couple of years in retail and certainly did NOT enjoy it.

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ilovefall10 21

She could have some addiction to the taste of the coins. Like those people on ' My Strange Addiction ' .

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br0ccoli 14

Australia must have free healthcare...or have severely contaminated drinking water.

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abceasyas123abc 12

I don't get the connection to Australia. OP is from Netherlands.

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br0ccoli 14

It said Australia before it was changed.

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calmyourself 7

Maybe she got confused which type of currency has the cocaine on it..

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br0ccoli 14

Ah! Sorry! I meant to thumb up you. I can't believe someone else knows that dollar bills have traces of cocaine on them. Or maybe everyone knows this and I'm just living under a rock...

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calmyourself 7

Haha it's all good. But yes, I think it's a fact lots of people know about..

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hockeyoceancity 13

Also, i forget the percentage(very high percentage) of dollar bills have been in a stripper thong/bra.

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smartone1947 0

It takes about 16-17 thousand bills to get enough cocaine to get you high. Thank you manswers

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pokefan813 16

Don't worry, 60. You're not alone :) *also bows head in shame*

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drakej 0

Ewwww!!! I would be like excuse me miss but im sorry that i cant take that money. I wouldnt care if i got fired

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Zachthejoker 10

I know how you feel man, I'm a courtesy clerk and customers do the weirdest things.

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Elmoo_fml 16

So get this: I posted this FML, I actually forgot to choose a category, and the next thing I know it's on FML, under my name, but with the work category, Australia as my home country (which it is not), and on my account it says none of my FML's have been posted. Wut?

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br0ccoli 14

1. It's probably not counted under yours because you weren't logged in at the time you submitted your FML story 2. Your category might have gotten picked for you by the mods 3. Are you sure you're not in Australia? Congrats on getting published! Hope you washed your hands :)

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dude1122332 9

54-Lol you tried to post an fml, why didn't it work?

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