Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the shop. I had a song stuck in my head where...

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By EmilyxLANY - 14/05/2016 01:22 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I was at the shop. I had a song stuck in my head where it says, "Break your legs." I began to sing it and right when I said "Break your legs" a girl in wheelchair passed right by me and heard. FML

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Calibeauty_ 13

Sunday 15 May 2016 10:07

Lmao! Well it's not like you did it intentionally. xoxo.

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Calibeauty_ 13

Sunday 15 May 2016 10:07

Lmao! Well it's not like you did it intentionally. xoxo.

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