By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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nietzscheisdead 0

So what, you counted the blocks as you were running away or did you just calculate it with mapquest, bro? I only wish this fake ass story were true and that he actually managed to kill you...

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jay_dub88 0

a homeless guy can afford a knife?

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jay_dub88 0

a homeless guy can afford a knife?

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LalaSevere 0

I Posted This OnFacebook && Everybodie Wass Likee Wtf ? Butt Theyy All Thoughtt It Wass Hilarious ! I Jzt Hopee You Didnt Really Do Itt -_-

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lanielooblue 0

too bad he didn't catch you.

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rofl99 0

well thts not very nice of u.. but he did over react.. but why would u throw a rock at him?? isn't he sad and have a bad enough life already? ydi Srry

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super_mum 0

Just think, if the homeless gentleman had killed you this story would still have made it onto the net, just as a Darwin Award instead of FML!

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