By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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xNephilim 18

HAHAHAHA yeah that's so funny! NOT. What the **** is wrong with you? Throwing rocks at people? JUST GET A LIFE AND GROW UP.

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xxhannahxx1204 2

youre an asshole

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hedgehogs 0

OP, I hope he caught you. Do you know that what you did is assault and battery? You committed a crime. Worse than that, you degraded yourself unbelievably. Ever volunteered at a soup kitchen? It might give you a clue about how hard these people's lives are. You didn't need to make things worse. You are your victim's inferior. I think karma is going to be very harsh with you.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

OP, You would most likely be a nominee (or a winner) for a Darwin Award for "Stupidest judgement against the less fortunate". Also, you are the WORST example of a human being and a big ******* idiot who would dare to do something completely asinine to somebody WHO LOST EVERYTHING! #941 is correct...You made a horrific example of an adult (if you are one...) and attacked a less fortunate person. You need to do some humanitarian work and see how it feels to have a rock thrown at you. >:( Also, i don't see why his life sucks for that but he definitely got what was coming.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

OP, You would most likely be a nominee (or a winner) for a Darwin Award for "Stupidest judgement against the less fortunate". Also, you are the WORST example of a human being and a big ******* idiot who would dare to do something completely asinine to somebody WHO LOST EVERYTHING! #941 is correct...You made a horrific example of an adult (if you are one...) and attacked a less fortunate person. You need to do some humanitarian work and see how it feels to have a rock thrown at you. >:( Also, i don't see why his life sucks for that but he definitely got what was coming.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

OP, You would most likely be a nominee (or a winner) for a Darwin Award for "Stupidest judgement against the less fortunate". Also, you are the WORST example of a human being and a big ******* idiot who would dare to do something completely asinine to somebody WHO LOST EVERYTHING! #941 is correct...You made a horrific example of an adult (if you are one...) and attacked a less fortunate person. You need to do some humanitarian work and see how it feels to have a rock thrown at you. >:( Also, i don't see why his life sucks for that but he definitely got what was coming.

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Wynton 0

shit i dont blame the guy i would have chased yo ass down street too......i would have peed on yo ass you better be glad that wasnt me lol

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