By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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_Noon_ 0

OMG. "I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him" WHY?! Why would you think that would be funny? You're a real piece of shit. YDI²

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kira822_fml 0

You're an asshole

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kira822_fml 0

Today, some asshole threw a rock at me while I was sleeping. I'm homeless. I chased him for 6 blocks but didn't catch him. FML

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cr1sis 0

ydi for bein a dick to someone you dont even know why would you even want to throw the rock lol

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bigraws23 0

you are a ********. go screw yourself, YDI 100%

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sk8rgirl0207 0

OMG i for one say BRAVO... i would do the exact same thing to a homeless person... cuz its absolutely hilarious.... everyone who thinks you're a ******** can go cry in the corner cuz they have no sense of humor. getting chased with a knife for six blocks i'm sure is not so funny at the time, but makes a funny story after the fact... this made my day ^.^

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gummibehrs 4

You're a ****. **** off. And afterward please go commit suicide.

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mcpussy 0

You're an asshole, I wish he caught you and chopped you're little balls off

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incalescent 0

I love how this says a "small rock." Like the size of the rock makes it justifiable.

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PschedelicWan 0

FYL indeed. You have no morals at all: you have a sad, sad, unfulfilled life. He may not have it as good as you, but that doesn't necessarily mean you can humiliate him. YDI too.

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