By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 163
You deserved it 2 767
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

1005 27

Comments

nomad636 0

Today, I was sleeping on a park bench, completely minding my own business. "I had had a rough day, and hadn't made much money pan-handling on the street corner." When some pompus little prick thought it would be funny tho throw a rock at me. I did the first thing that came to mind... scared the shit out of that little kid by chasing him with a knife... Paybacks a Bitch.

2 0
ChasinParkedCars 0

This is going to be one of the "Flop" FMLs no doubt. Most YDIs I've seen in a while.

2 0
rainyshades 0

How is throwing a rock at someone funny?

2 0
toysoldier72 0

I wish he would have stabbed you in the eye you jerk off!!!!

2 0
Sputnik_47 0

be happy he gave up or you evaded him after 6 blocks, if you met someone like me I'd make sure that I'd catch you no matter what, then make you swallow the rock. You're dumb. YDI.

1 0
dr_house_MD 0

he should have just stabbed you...would have made the world a better place

2 0
BlackxSwan 0

That was seriously a mean spirited thing to do. Karma.

2 0
ringasendi 0

wow, you are a special kind of idiot. throwing rocks at people is for seven year olds. did you not realize you were throwing a rock at a human being? what kind of moron throws rocks at people?

2 0