Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and...

By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By MyLyfeSux - 25/09/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Erindub 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:19

How do you not realize this before you sit down

jayftw246 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:05

glory hole

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jeniilouise 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:15

she waved at you?! creepy.

Reubnate 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:17

I almost tripped and fell while, reading this.

ragsy 7

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:20

God, you are really clueless.

holaworld 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 22:14

ooommmmmg! that's llmmaaaoo

gdsgsgdsgds 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 22:53

That was you?!

teacher411 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:09

Lol! dud you wave back?

hickchikheather 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:21

LMFAO!!! did u pee anyway??

Soulathyia 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:21

Pendatic needs to lose weight!

omgsome1helpme 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:27

don`t you listen to the phrase 'look before you sit' ?!?!? YDI for not looking before you did your buisness !!!!

patrick8099 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:00

lmao....

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