By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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frankie034 0

HAHAahahahahahahha a i can totally picture it! HAHA

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g3n3s1s 0

This is Hilarious!!!

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irawk 0

ahahhaha.. I bet it was some Miley Cyrus song.. I know, horrifying!!

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roznic 0

my god i laughed for like 5 mins and called my friend to tell them haha! FYL but seriously.. what the hell?

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barlessprison 16

Omg I'm never gonna be able to stop laughing. You just brightened my very shitty day :D

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eggwhites 0

WTF how do you get the song and a person mixed up?

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asttro_boy 0

pfffff ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! ROTFLMAO! YOU RULE!

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psykotikz 0

pfft u think your karate kid or something hahaha

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