Today, I walked into the kitchen to join my kids for breakfast,...

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By a failing parent - 12/11/2019 22:35

Today, I walked into the kitchen to join my kids for breakfast, I had been up for hours doing the house work before going to work. My daughter asked me to turn the radio down. “Alex turn the radio down” I said. How lazy are my kids.! FML!!!

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jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 16 November 2019 0:23

Well, why didn't you tell/ teach your daughter how to do it herself? YDI.

catalysty 20

Wednesday 13 November 2019 14:23

I wish this app had a so what button

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catalysty 20

Wednesday 13 November 2019 14:23

I wish this app had a so what button

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 16 November 2019 0:23

Well, why didn't you tell/ teach your daughter how to do it herself? YDI.

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