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By Thisismyjob - 21/05/2016 23:01 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I volunteered all day at my dance school. One girl's bun fell out, so I fixed it. Later I received a long heartfelt speech from a mother about how she " put her heart and soul into her child's hair", and how " I had no right to touch her child." I got the same speech from 6 other mothers. FML

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HBSLICE 11

Sunday 22 May 2016 17:49

whelp. there's dance moms for you.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 6:57

Tell them that next time you won't lift a finger and their daughters bun can just stay undone.

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HBSLICE 11

Sunday 22 May 2016 17:49

whelp. there's dance moms for you.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 May 2016 6:57

Tell them that next time you won't lift a finger and their daughters bun can just stay undone.

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