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By Chin... uh.... - 10/05/2016 22:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I've learned two things. One, my Chinese cousins don't know much about the USA, and two, they now believe it's proper manners to shout, "FREEEEDOM" before ending a call with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 03:26 - United States

Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, all because he heard me speaking Arabic. I was on the phone with my grandmother in Egypt. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2016 11:26

FREEEDOM!!!!!

A1NoSauce 17

Wednesday 11 May 2016 11:33

It's okay, OP. They're still pretty normal by American standards.

Comments

Glynnis62 13

Wednesday 11 May 2016 19:20

Oh my God. That is awesome. xD

ItzAbstract 12

Wednesday 11 May 2016 20:27

it is where I live

ssnow_fml 20

Wednesday 11 May 2016 22:29

Um, it is proper etiquette to end every phone call in the United States of America with either shouting 'MURICA, FREEDOM, or the screech of a Bald Eagle.