Miscellaneous: Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot...

By Marty - 24/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

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Same thing different taste

By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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You deserved it 3 211

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By loner - 14/11/2014 23:12 - United States - Madison

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

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You deserved it 2 822

Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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Hello?

By Idk - 12/12/2018 08:00 - United States - Wilton

Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML

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You deserved it 178

Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 3 270

Leave me alone

By LFE - 16/10/2013 04:40 - United States - Liberty Hill

Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

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You deserved it 45 455

By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

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ilikeemsmall 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:21

Maybe you should start making pizza and sell it.

Wazilla 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:24

Act like your some kid who works there and take peoples orders. just never do anything so they go to the pizza place and complane.

Comments

CallistoGlow1257 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:21

Just say, "our prices have changed, please listen to the following options to order, you can get our small pizza for 24.99 one topping only, our medium is 32.99 one topping only and our large is 44.99 one topping only....but we are all out of pizza sauce, cheese and pepperoni, what can I get for you today?"

sandungyyy 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:25

But then they'll bother even more, complaining of how disgusting the pizzas are. I personally don't enjoy frozen foods.

icallitambrosia 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:30

Here's a thought. Call the place and make them change it......

TuteSweet 13

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:36

If you know they have the sign up you should just tell them to change it...

X030X 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:38

Every time someone calls saying "hello is this pizza hut?" you should say "NO THIS IS PATRICK!" in your best Patrick Star voice. and hang up.

FuckOffNoob 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:41

lol

mikaylaraymond 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:38

lol just think now you can mess with ppl.. or tell them to change it!

annigotammo 1

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:38

At least you know how to start a profitable business.

FuckOffNoob 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:39

hi um yes. hello I'll get the hawiaan pizza but no peporoni. and the extra spicy rice thing :)

fadingfaith 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:47

You know if you went with it you could have gotten 160+ dollars.

breatheElectric 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:24

haha id play along with it and actually show up on their doorstep with some pizza (: but not just any kind of pizza id give em that frozen walmart pizza!! :D