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By "darkenedone" - 15/12/2018 16:39 - Canada

Today, I tried to amuse myself by reading some FMLs, and everytime I pressed YDI or agree, I was forced to watch an ad. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 18 December 2018 20:43

They provide FML the revenue to allow chumps, er visitors, like you and me to peruse this site free of charge. What's a few seconds of ads compared to a few minutes of "Ha! Look at that stupid ******!"? Stop whinging, and deal with it.

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