Miscellaneous: Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's...

By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By KereKris - 17/06/2020 14:05

Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML

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Just ignore it!

By nothing like tasty asshole - 26/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Shelbyville

Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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LOL

By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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You deserved it 32 010

By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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You deserved it 30 081

By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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You deserved it 22 330

Slipping up

By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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You deserved it 48 537

Been there, done that

By randomgirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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You deserved it 15 055

By Dave - 19/12/2018 18:00

Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.

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You deserved it 723

youdidwhatnow 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:04

Lmfao. Maybe she can join?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:06

Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)

Comments

cnkk07 8

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:59

hahahahaaha fail.

lol32360 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:09

turn auto correction off

jesbar95 10

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:50

Did it taste good.?

MrMinecrafter 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:10

DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT!!!!

Apple_pie777 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:27

cool story bro

aerogxt 7

Friday 23 September 2011 6:44

Guaranteed A. Talk about the teachers pet! Even dogs only SNIFF ass lol

shinshoku13 19

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:20

Send it to ellen :D shell air it im sure cause thats really funny :)

CuriousSnail 16

Saturday 27 February 2016 0:49

I mean, "licking" can me to punch so it could be that maybe. Or not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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