Intimacy: Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible...

By gentileman - 16/03/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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hotbeefinjection 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:58

LOL well atleast you know the truth now!~ and how can the OP deserve it??? idgi

bitchinstopshere 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

dump his f***ing ass pronto.

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Taylor3387679 6

Saturday 21 June 2014 17:50

You shouldn't have cheated on your math EXAM either though.

acdeaver 6

Thursday 3 July 2014 18:43

.....Yea that's harsh. haha

Strider207 5

Saturday 5 July 2014 23:34

Perhaps you should have made yourself a bit more clear... Oh well. At least you know now.

haleyxmusic 9

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:01

Shame on you for cheating on your math exam...

FelicityWishes 32

Tuesday 26 August 2014 1:02

Damn. At least you know now to dump that cheater!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 8 September 2014 23:13

His life is ****** now.

chrishaaansen 13

Tuesday 9 September 2014 1:35

I'm sorry for you but you where asking for trouble with a text like that

Brownie02 10

Saturday 15 November 2014 8:21

I agree, your life sucks. But you could have been a little more specific.

HorrorJr 26

Thursday 1 January 2015 14:32

Something's fucky •_•

G00N3R 19

Thursday 29 January 2015 21:00

The curb is calling

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