Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got...

get a better guy. at least u still have a life to live. he is going to be paying child support and watching this kid u can go and do whatever u want. get a hotter guy

Kiki19968 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:14

Thts bs

Kiki19968 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:16

Abortion is like m.urder how can u k.ill something thts gonna be so cute

Blondebabygirl12 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:00

better her then you

vickiejiang1990 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:58

once a geeky horney dude always a horney a hole

schubacca 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:33

u should move

koolkat27 13

Saturday 23 July 2011 9:14

Ouch:(

TIMTHOMAS30 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 1:47

hahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!

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Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

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Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said, "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML

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Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML

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Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML

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Today, I was laying my head on my dad's dog when he walked in. I jokingly asked my dad, "I'm cuddling with your dog, are you jealous?" At that same moment, the dog lets a massive, earth-quaking fart loose, and my dad promptly responded, "Nope!" FML

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Today, my landlord, due to a past of being an asshole and now enhanced with dementia, suddenly jumped down my throat for parking incorrectly in the driveway, because there's no room for their two cars. He hasn't had two cars in a year. FML

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