By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
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JustinKirby 20

Excuse my French sir, but she sounds like a bitch

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uglyvioletloser 7

That is just plain atrocious. I wonder why she didn't break up with you in English though.

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AsianBomb_xo 10

wow. That's pretty ****** up.. Lol time to move onto the next! :))

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Bloubz_fml 2

Haha I'm french and this FML make me laugh, as well as the few words you know in french that are pretty useful :) if anybody wants to improve its french knowledge, please send me a message

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whathefuckislife 11

the Weeknd...

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worldclassrager 39

Well that's a new way to stay goodbye....

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Sir_drink_alot 20

I wish my ex-girlfriends had dumped me in French. I don't speak French so I would translate it in my mind too "your penis is too large, I must leave you to find something smaller."

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AKAR2521 4

why did you teach her the necessary words to dump you? sounds lik a bitch though. probably better off

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LadyDI411 6

Dude,cheer up she didn't deserve you. If she did want to break up with you why did she do it in French? English was good enough I mean, she just wanted to break it off right?

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djPanda 8

I think it's now that she knows French she is going to France to meet some snooty gay guys

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Duceswild99 19

At least she sounded sexy while saying it. French, It's like wiping your arse with silk.

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