Today I stopped receiving messages from the guy I was talking... - FML

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By Messedup - 19/11/2018 10:21

Today I stopped receiving messages from the guy I was talking to. I looked in my Facebook msgs and a girl messaged me saying “thank you for ending my marriage.” I guess that answers my question. The sad thing is I really loved the guy. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 22 November 2018 16:48

So did she, by the sounds of it. In the future, make sure you're not likely to be a side chick before falling for someone. And I hope you apologized to the ********'s ex-wife.

maroongrad 13

Thursday 22 November 2018 17:53

I really hope you sent her screenshots and information. If you didn't know, you aren't the one to blame. I'd suggest the two of you go looking for whoever else he's cheating with, and that you go back her up in divorce court!!!!!

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 22 November 2018 16:48

So did she, by the sounds of it. In the future, make sure you're not likely to be a side chick before falling for someone. And I hope you apologized to the ********'s ex-wife.

maroongrad 13

Thursday 22 November 2018 17:53

I really hope you sent her screenshots and information. If you didn't know, you aren't the one to blame. I'd suggest the two of you go looking for whoever else he's cheating with, and that you go back her up in divorce court!!!!!

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