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By anon - 29/04/2016 02:36 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I started dog sitting for this lady who was going to be out of town for a week. one of the dogs died on the first day I got there...

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Stoogey 16

Friday 29 April 2016 13:23

Dude you're in so much trouble. ?

necklacethief 23

Friday 29 April 2016 20:33

How did it die? If it was naturally, ouch! If not, YDI

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Stoogey 16

Friday 29 April 2016 13:23

Dude you're in so much trouble. ?

necklacethief 23

Friday 29 April 2016 20:33

How did it die? If it was naturally, ouch! If not, YDI

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Today, I tried to give myself a pep talk in the bathroom mirror at work, just like Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul does. Just as I said, "You got this," someone walked in and gave me a very concerned look. Now I’m the "motivational mirror person" in the office. FML

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Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML

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Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

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Today, and every day, is a reminder of things I can't have. Simple things, like a partner who understands me or a best friend. Not the best friend title that we give away, but a real best friend. The person that you can rely on emotionally. I see abusers have whole families, but I can't get people to stay in my life. I feel alone. FML

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Today, I realized I had been staring at my phone for an hour without doing anything else. When I looked up, I noticed my mom had been standing in the doorway, shaking her head at me for a solid five minutes. I hadn’t noticed her. I wish I could use this laser focus to study for my college exams instead of wasting my time doomscrolling Instagram. FML

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