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By Sisk - 17/09/2018 14:48

Today I spent 10 minutes frantically looking for my car keys. They were in my left hand. FML.
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BurnInDemonFire 35

"Crap, where the hell are my keys?" "Yo, bud! We're in your damn hand!" "Come on... where did I put them?" "Hey! We're right here, idiot!" "Kitchen table? Nope. Down the back of the couch? Nope. Bedside table? No luck there, either. Where are they?" "Look at your Goddamn hand, moron!" "Oh hey! How long have you guys been there?" "The entire time you've been looking for us!" "Really? Well I feel foolish. Now, where's my car, dude?"

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BurnInDemonFire 35

"Crap, where the hell are my keys?" "Yo, bud! We're in your damn hand!" "Come on... where did I put them?" "Hey! We're right here, idiot!" "Kitchen table? Nope. Down the back of the couch? Nope. Bedside table? No luck there, either. Where are they?" "Look at your Goddamn hand, moron!" "Oh hey! How long have you guys been there?" "The entire time you've been looking for us!" "Really? Well I feel foolish. Now, where's my car, dude?"

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