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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 12:04 - United States

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

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Million dollar idea: hypo-allergenic commercials.

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jerilynski 9

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:14

how is this an fml

anon80214 15

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:17

How is this an FML? You sneezed... So what?

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