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By MedChew - 18/12/2016 05:40

Today, I slipped and fell face first, giving me an abrasion below my nose. I look like Hitler and I am flying to Germany tomorrow. FML.

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JGreene2452 0

Tuesday 20 December 2016 8:13

If you're a guy, put a bandage on it and say you cut yourself badly while shaving. I you're a girl, put makeup on it and never mention it and hope that it doesn't scar.

countryb_cth 38

Monday 19 December 2016 5:32

Use makeup to conceal it. Guy or girl, doesn't matter. A little bit of foundation mixed with a pink colour corrector (pinks, oranges and reds cancel out purples and blues) and you'll be fine.

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countryb_cth 38

Monday 19 December 2016 5:32

Use makeup to conceal it. Guy or girl, doesn't matter. A little bit of foundation mixed with a pink colour corrector (pinks, oranges and reds cancel out purples and blues) and you'll be fine.

JGreene2452 0

Tuesday 20 December 2016 8:13

If you're a guy, put a bandage on it and say you cut yourself badly while shaving. I you're a girl, put makeup on it and never mention it and hope that it doesn't scar.

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