Intimacy: Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how...

By Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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Thursday 2 April 2009 20:57

I just laughed! Maybe he'll call you back the next morning too!

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Xemogirl666X 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:33

r u sure u didnt mea. to -.^

halofan48 0

Monday 1 August 2011 18:46

And you still had sex with him?????????

killercole85 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:47

Dumb ass

adela119 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:28

Today, i got up beat up by my girlfriends brother. Where am i now? The infirmary, FML

abbyelizabeth 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:01

n ur grammar kind of sucks.

Sapire12 5

Monday 3 October 2011 18:02

i wonder how long you will live.....

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 19:49

What will you do if he says yes?

udeserveditbro69 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:09

Run.

youshouldleave55 3

Thursday 7 June 2012 3:34

why the **** would you have her brothers # in your phone....right next to hers...dumb ass

kroetz 2

Friday 3 August 2012 5:31

better than ur sisture

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