Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my brother in a YouTube video. This would have been...

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By Bittercold - 12/12/2016 12:15

Today, I saw my brother in a YouTube video. This would have been awesome, had the video not been of his failed attempt to hold up a gas station earlier this year which resulted in a series of events ending with the entire family falling apart. FML

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Marine23Risk 6

Thursday 15 December 2016 4:23

is that the one where he got hit by a bucket?

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Marine23Risk 6

Thursday 15 December 2016 4:23

is that the one where he got hit by a bucket?

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