Today, I saw a woman walk out of the grocery store restroom without...

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By Gross - 02/04/2018 18:08 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls

Today, I saw a woman walk out of the grocery store restroom without washing her hands. Two minutes later, I saw her picking up and putting down apples in the produce aisle. FML

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MrsBugi 21

Friday 13 April 2018 21:09

O.M.G. That is revolting!

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MrsBugi 21

Friday 13 April 2018 21:09

O.M.G. That is revolting!

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