Money: Today, I received $800 worth of checks I've been waiting months... - FML

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By Ramis182 - 01/06/2016 09:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I received $800 worth of checks I've been waiting months for. When I went to deposit them into the ATM, the machine malfunctioned, ate the checks, and failed to deposit anything into my account. The bank says I have to wait 90 days. FML.

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peckerbeak22 14

Thursday 2 June 2016 13:37

I'd be all up in that bank getting my damn money. It isn't your fault their stupid machine malfunctioned and broke down while you were using it. They can't make you wait 90 days for your own money. Make a scene and complain until something is done about it. Do not take no for an answer!!!

divinemscharity 7

Monday 6 June 2016 2:50

Considering checks are only good for 90 days from the date they are written (as a general rule), you need to demand a manager and escalate this.

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peckerbeak22 14

Thursday 2 June 2016 13:37

I'd be all up in that bank getting my damn money. It isn't your fault their stupid machine malfunctioned and broke down while you were using it. They can't make you wait 90 days for your own money. Make a scene and complain until something is done about it. Do not take no for an answer!!!

divinemscharity 7

Monday 6 June 2016 2:50

Considering checks are only good for 90 days from the date they are written (as a general rule), you need to demand a manager and escalate this.

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