Intimacy: Today, I realised I get depressed every time I get an orgasm....

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By Pianogirl1987 - 12/05/2016 17:19 - Netherlands - Heerlen

Today, I realised I get depressed every time I get an orgasm. FML

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barista143 5

Friday 13 May 2016 13:46

Right there with you

CharlesOffdensen 11

Friday 13 May 2016 7:08

I've heard of this before. I've even heard of people who cry immediately after sex and they don't know why.

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CharlesOffdensen 11

Friday 13 May 2016 7:08

I've heard of this before. I've even heard of people who cry immediately after sex and they don't know why.

GhostFox 33

Friday 13 May 2016 8:41

Sounds like something may be up with your hormones- talk to your doctor about it, they may be able to get you to someone who can help you out.

barista143 5

Friday 13 May 2016 13:46

Right there with you

Iamentertained 13

Friday 13 May 2016 16:42

That sounds horrible you have my sympathy. Curious. Does this mean you try to have less sex because of it meaning you overcome your sexual desires?

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