Love: Today, I ran into my crush who I previously asked out, but didn't... - FML

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By UnchartedWaters - 05/05/2016 22:36 - United States - South Richmond Hill

Today, I ran into my crush who I previously asked out, but didn't know she had a boyfriend months prior. Trying to set the record straight that I'm not that kind of guy, I explained had I known of the boyfriend, I wouldn't have asked her out. Her boyfriend recently passed away, I didn't know. FML

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Marib96 12

Friday 6 May 2016 13:45

Atleast you tried to do the right thing, no one could've seen that coming though

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Marib96 12

Friday 6 May 2016 13:45

Atleast you tried to do the right thing, no one could've seen that coming though

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Today, as I've always done, I worked extra hard to move up but was never able to in this podunk town, because you have to be related to get anywhere. My wife loves this town and didn't believe me until she got promoted at her work and her "friends" started treating her differently. Welcome to reality. FML

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Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML

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Today, I was accused of faking tears and lying about my pop's death to get out of work. I was even demoted for being "a liar and untrustworthy." I went home to grieve after finding out he only has a few days left to live. That man raised me. I feel totally broken. FML

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Today, my son, who is on the autism spectrum, was given a detention at school because he called another child fat in response to being called a "fat Indian curry muncher". The other child got away with it because he started crying. Oh and afterwards he called my son dumb for getting detention. FML

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Today, I checked my email after a week of no cell reception or internet while I was stuck at a family holiday cottage. There was an email offering me the RA job I've been trying to get for almost a year, telling me congratulations and to reply by Friday if I accepted. Last Friday. FML

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