Love: Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend...

By Blackberry - 10/07/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML

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You deserved it 83 165

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By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 911

You deserved it 50 288

Expensive hobby

By astalkerindeed - 16/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 719

You deserved it 6 489

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 124

You deserved it 4 198

By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 185

You deserved it 2 029

By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 575

You deserved it 5 744

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 273

You deserved it 3 026

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 874

You deserved it 8 158

By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 777

You deserved it 72 383

Catfishing for fun

By Anonymous - 24/09/2025 03:00

Today, I got tired of my girlfriend always leaving the conversation when we chat, so I changed my number and email address, and texted her under a different name. We talked for hours non stop. Should I tell her it's me? FML

I agree, your life sucks 356

You deserved it 140

The need to vent

By Anonymous - 28/12/2021 14:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the whole time I was rant-texting to my ex's blocked number, he may possibly have been getting all of them, unless he blocked me back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 200

You deserved it 1 693

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Friday 10 July 2009 23:05

that sucks :( but why did you still have her number anyway?

NewLight8421 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone FIRST

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azure8787 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 6:34

dumb shit lol better bust out another 80 bucks :-)

reality82 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 6:54

maybe your a dick and that why she call you so much, to tell you what a dick you are, obviously your stupid to pay that much to change your number so maybe your a stupid dick and you probably deserve whatever bullshit she has been trying to put you through, most guys like you do

cutebebe778 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:30

Umm..I just noticed noticed the category of this FML.

texxxasissouth 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:56

okay, so obviously 95% of these people have never been stalked. it's sort of hard to focus clearly when a bad person in your life constantly harasses you. I feel for you mate, just tell her to **** off and hope she doesn't come around with a gun. FYL.

lucksnothear1 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:08

wow, wait to go you idiot, didnt you think to take her off ur contact list, dogs...AHH TERETS!! cause jimmy does crack AND CORN.

littleone8301 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:30

damn, what phone company do you have? mine is $5

AdamGD 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:42

FIRST!

rraaee 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:56

ahh I don't know what company your using but my boyfriend had a girl always calling him and sending him naked photos. so his dad call verison and they blocked her number.