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By lilmisspiggy - 23/02/2016 18:07 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends that the only reason he calls me "Babe" is because I look "just like that fat pig from the movie". FML
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IcedSapphire 27

Please take this advice and dump him. No guy ever says that about his girl if he really loves her. You honestly deserve better than that.

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swaglesshipster 23

So that's why they're called pet names! But for real, that's messed up OP, you look gorgeous no matter what anyone says.

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bananassin 25

To be honest that's rude. No one talks about someone they love like that behind their backs, dump his ass.

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aprilnb1 18

Jokes on him because he's still with you. He's an idiot.

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momac86 17

There had to be signs before that he was a jerk... Sounds like he's the pig dump him in his own slop and be better off

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howbout_thisone 13

Please tell me you kicked his ass to the curb....

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Jayms_fml 32

And yet he's the one that's dating you.. He's stupid af!

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RedCronos 17

And people say I'm a bad boyfriend for buying my girlfriend some nail polish for Valentine's day.

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sturschaedel 27

Hey, if she loves nail polish and you know wich one she likes and doesn't already have, that is a good thing. I'd be happy if my hubby gave me nail polish.

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DarkStorm2Bad 14

He sounds like an absolutely deluded twat! Not only is he judgmental and daft, but Babe wasn't even fat; he was a piglet!

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bad_boyfriend 10

What a piece of shit. If you aren't proud to have a chick on your arm then don't date her. It sounds to me like your bf is a pathetic loser who is afraid of being alone.

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